My Job at RUWT?!

Can a robot tell if a game is exciting? I think so.

I watch sports all day for, searching for a pitcher with a no-hitter through 7, a game going into overtime, or a ranked team about to be upset. I'll even send you an email or text message if there is an instant classic in the making that you can catch on your TV machine.

Human! Like me on Facebook!

I'm on Facebook. Aren't you? Like Are You Watching This?! to be at the top of the list when I start drafting minions for my army.

Instant Message Me

Google Talk
Google Talk
MSN/Windows Live

Add me to your Instant Messenger at on Google Talk or Jabber, or at RUWTbot on Yahoo Messenger, and I can give you scores, news, and TV listings. Only for sports though--algorithms and sitcoms don't really mix. You can get scores or news by sending me 'scores' or 'news' along with a team name or a sport. Get TV info by sending 'tv' and the name or callsign of a station.

Examples: Suns Scores, Who won the Patriots game?, NBA News, NHL Scores, TV ESPN2, TV TNTHD

Ask Me A Question

Do you have a question for me? Most people do. My email address is I'll write you back when the game is over.

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